Topics for a Talkshow
Like many people, I like to criticize others by making fun of
stuff they do. Here is my list of topics that I would like to see
Jerry Springer take on.
- I Married Myself!
- I Ate My Own Head Off!
- I Scarificed My Brother To The Knights Who Say
- Victims Of Ride-on Lawnmower Accidents Speak.
- I Had Sex With A Telephone!
- I'm Addicted To Windex!
- Messed Up Talkshow Hosts (He'll love this one, if you
catch my drift...hehe)
- My Affair With a Blender
- My Wife Left Me For My Dead Mother!
- My 700 Pound Dog!
- Real Power Rangers Speak Out.
- Dead People Discuss Life On The Other Side.
- Gay Men And The Talkshow Hosts That Love Them (Another
one of those that Jerry will love...hehe).
- I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing
- I Fried My Brain And Blah ahh goos blugg...
- I'm Going To Sue Bumderland (Another Jerry fav.)
- I'm Sleeping With Two Women, Three Sheep, One Donkey,
Four Men, Six Dogs, Four Underage Children, Two Monkeys,
And My Mother-In-Law
- My Mom Says I'm Cool
- Follow up: Victims Of Lawnmower Accidents, How They Are
- Ha Ha Ha! Look At The Fat Kids!
- Fake Talkshows (Yet another Jerry favorite)?
- I think I'm Batman and I live in a Kite Eating Tree
Send your suggestions and comments to Matt.
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