Future President Panasonic's Changes He'll
Make, When He Becomes President
- Legalize prostitution!
- Make using toilet paper illegal
- Kill all news people
- Legalize public nudity for hot people
- Legalize marijuana
- Make Matt my best friend. (I didn't say that, Matt!!!
I'm sorry, Future President Panasonic. If it
happens again, I'll shoot Chris in the butt. Really?
- Make Matt my best friend. (Matt! That's it! Come here
Chris. What? Bang!
Ow! You Jerk! Ha, ha!
- Make a law that says everyone must punch Graham and Kevin
once a week.
- Make watching the Brady Bunch illegal (But I,
Graham, love the Brady Bunch! Um...I guess I
have to shoot you! I, Chris, will save
you! BANG! Not
the other cheek...ow!)
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