Future President Panasonic's Changes He'll Make, When He Becomes President

Legalize prostitution!
Make using toilet paper illegal
Kill all news people
Legalize public nudity for hot people
Legalize marijuana
Make Matt my best friend. (I didn't say that, Matt!!! I'm sorry, Future President Panasonic. If it happens again, I'll shoot Chris in the butt. Really? Yes! Cool!)
Make Matt my best friend. (Matt! That's it! Come here Chris. What? Bang! Ow! You Jerk! Ha, ha! Ha, ha!)
Make a law that says everyone must punch Graham and Kevin once a week.
Make watching the Brady Bunch illegal (But I, Graham, love the Brady Bunch! Um...I guess I have to shoot you! I, Chris, will save you! BANG! Not the other cheek...ow!)