Bookbaghead's Politically Correct Dictionary

1. Dictionary--Very Helpful Word Source Mechanism
2. Chair--Comfortable Elevation Device
3. Fat--Horizontally Challenged
4. Light--Vicinity Enlightening Devcice
5. Bedroom--Isolated Encompassing Quarters of Dormatorical Actions
6. Sleeping--Dormatorical Actions
7. Monitor--Electron-Activated, Flourescent-Illuminating, Mind-Melting Apparatus
8. Cat--Mouse Extermination Engineer
9. Cook--Digestablely-Delicious-Chemical Creation Specialist
10. Politically Correct--Making things seem better than they are

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