Bookbaghead's Politically Correct Dictionary

  1. Dictionary--Very Helpful Word Source Mechanism
  2. Chair--Comfortable Elevation Device
  3. Fat--Horizontally Challenged
  4. Light--Vicinity Enlightening Devcice
  5. Bedroom--Isolated Encompassing Quarters of Dormatorical Actions
  6. Sleeping--Dormatorical Actions
  7. Monitor--Electron-Activated, Flourescent-Illuminating, Mind-Melting Apparatus
  8. Cat--Mouse Extermination Engineer
  9. Cook--Digestablely-Delicious-Chemical Creation Specialist
  10. Politically Correct--Making things seem better than they are

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