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During a summer (the date will remain unknown), I was walking around minding my own business when...
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...I was attacked by an annoying kid. He kicked me in the nuts! Can you believe it!? It sucked. Anyway, I iced down my nuts and got over it. I continued on my way to the White House where I encountered that little pain in the butt again. I attacked him, but he got a hold of my neck...
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...Again, it sucked. Eventually, I got away and made my way towards the space museum. I decided that I'd take a look at your...I mean Uranus...
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...After that, I decided to read up on your anus...Doh! I mean Uranus...
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...Well, that's the last thing I did in Washington, D.C. Land. I would just like to add that none of these pictures have been touched up in any way. Ah! Now it's time for the moral: Remember to flush.